Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
You've changed since you got that strap on
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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