so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
this is an emotional support booty call
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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