apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
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