We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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