we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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