He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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