you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Everything about him screamed your future.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
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