I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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