we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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