I just made out with a guy for $7.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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