Do vagina's smell?
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
