Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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