You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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