Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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