i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
is wine microwaveable?
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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