Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
the liver wants what the liver wants
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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