Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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