I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Actions speak louder than pants.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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