I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
