ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
They took my balls.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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