I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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