The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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