If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
