Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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