I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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