I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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