I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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