yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
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Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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