You really coming over, don't trick.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Randomize