I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
