She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
