Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Randomize