are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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