Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
