I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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