Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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