I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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