That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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