Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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