Ambien. No doubt about it.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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