i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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