He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
We're like a lot better than the average bears
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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