Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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