this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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