I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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