We won't sleep together?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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