I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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