I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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