You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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