You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Randomize
