Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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