That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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